SPECIAL EDITION: Don’t debate da playa, debate da game!

Well, that was… something. The potentials for the 2016 Democratic Presidential nomination lined up last night like Ms. Hannigan’s orphans for a good ol’ fashioned whoopin’ delivered by Hannigan herself (Anderson Cooper) and the rest of the foster care bureaucracy, CNN. It’s certainly a hard-knock life for a Democrat these days. The Republicans have had two debates already, and Jim Webb didn’t get any time to speak at their debates either. Sanders hurls profanity, Chaffe has no clue what he votes on, O’Malley is too damn cheery for no good reason, and Hillary is as institutional and robotic as ever. Here’s our recap! Check out the vid below or download the mp3.