The Metrics of Prostitution


This is our first episode of 2016, but we’re still kind of stuck in 2015. We talk about the legality of offering driving lessons for sex. We also discuss fame and we attempt to explain the metric system, but the result is a gigantic fiasco by any system of measurement.

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