You know what they say, three is a charm. I am not sure that applies here. This is the 3rd episode. We recommend that you download the MP3 file and take it with you into the woods for a more natural experience. Watch on YouTube or just click play on the embedded version, below.
If you are reading this, this isn’t about you. Not everything is about you. Why does it always have to be about you, anyway? There are other people in this world, you know. People like you (not the you I referenced before but the other you I’m referring to now) who aren’t reading this. You know who you are! Why aren’t you reading this? There’s more to life than just not reading this, you know. Get over yourselves!
If you’re not reading this, you probably don’t listen to the Life Is Hard podcast. And if that is the case – for shame! You have no idea what you’re missing. I don’t either, because I don’t listen to that crap, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. In fact, it means you should because you don’t. I mean, you still should even if you do, but then you wouldn’t really need me to tell you that because you already know. And I’m not talking to you anyway. Why do you keep interrupting when I’m trying to talk to the other you who don’t listen? Are you even listening?!?
It’s time for you to take control of your life by doing exactly what I tell you to do. Read this post. Listen to the podcast. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. Try to forget that we have a Google+ account. Send comments to firstname.lastname@example.org. Share us with your friends. Share us with your enemies. Share us with your strangers. Share us with your families (but not your mom, she already thinks your choices are mistakes, we don’t want to add this one to the list). Take inaction now! If you don’t, you won’t be sorry. But we will, and that’s more important.
Remember, all that really matters in the end is that kittens are cute.
We’re 2% of the way to our 100th episode! Like, Subscribe, Comment, and Share on YouTube (Oxford comma, anyone?). The other guy in Wham! was… some dude. Is your weight more accurate before or after a colon cleanse? We’re all liars and everything you eat will kill you. Plus, we have a drinking game now. Ready the shots!! Download the mp3 here or click the YouTube video below.
What do a $250,000 website, Lenny Kravitz’s penis, and a flat earth have in common? They’re all part of this episode of the podcast. How do we cover so much topical ground yet still remain focused? Good question. Why is this post formulated in a question and answer format? Because. If you want to download the podcast to save on your device and listen while not online, where can you click? Here.